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Jocks Vs. Nerds


Michael Jordan is retired with over $40 million in endorsements, makes $178,100 a day, working or not.

If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 a night, while visions of sugarplums dance through his head.

If he goes to see a move, it'll cost him $7.00, but he'll make 18,550 while he's there.

If he decides to have a hard boiled egg, he'll make $618 while he's boiling it.

He'll make $3,710 while watching an episode of Friends.

He'll probably pay $200 for a nice round of golf, but he'll be reimbursed $33,390 while he's there.

If you were given a penny for every ten dollars he made, you'd be living comfortably at 65,000 dollars a year.

He'll make $19.60 while watching Usain Bolt run the 100 meter dash, and about $15,800 during the boston marathon.

Assuming he puts the federal maximum of 15% into a tax defferred account (401k) his contributions will hit the federal cap of $9,500 at 8:30 AM, January 1st.

This year, he will make more than twice the money of all the past president's yearly earnings combined.

He makes more than $7,000 more per hour than minimum wage.

If he wanted to save up for a Mercedes Maybach 57 S ($356,000) it would take him a whole two days.

Amazing, isn't it?

However...

If Jordan saves 100% of his income for the next 450 years, He'll still have less and Bill gates has today.

Game over.

Nerds Win.
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Jocks Vs. Nerds Michael Jordan is retired with over $40 million

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