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Husband: So then I said.... KNIFE to meet you. It was a funny little pun

Wife: You Stabbed my father! We have to call an ambulance!

Father: Don't worry, I'm in STABle condition.




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Husband: So then I said.... KNIFE to meet you. It was a funny

8 faves · Feb 7, 2014 8:37pm

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