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I was walking home yesterday and some guy stops his car to let a swagbag cross and he starts walking slower
Old man: PUT SOME PEP INTO YOUR STEP GRANDMA I HAVE PEOPLE TO SEE!
swagbag *stares at old mad*
old man: I SHOULD HAVE RAN YOU OVER -.-
swagbag *runs*
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I was walking home yesterday and some guy stops his car to let

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