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  1. Goose Goose
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2014 6:46pm UTC
    I just saw a double rainbow, and let me tell you, it melted my insides.

  2. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2014 6:27pm UTC
    I've always been the one to change everything
    I've never met the one who changed everything

  3. chachawawabubu chachawawabubu
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2014 7:10pm UTC
    30 DAY CHALLENGE (I've missed this for about 2 weeks, but I'm only going to post like 3 or 4)
    1. 15 facts about you
    2. Initials of the person you love
    3. Your closest friends
    4. The thing you most fear
    5. The saddest moment in your life
    6. Favorite sport
    7. Favorite song
    8. Your deepest secret
    9. First impression of the guy you like now
    10. Last time you cried
    11. Thing closest to your heart
    12. When you hear this song you cry
    13. Place you wanna visit badly
    14. Favorite book
    15. Favorite animal
    16. Favorite show
    17. Last time someone hurt you
    18. The story behind your life
    19. Person who scares you the most
    20. Last major injury
    21. Favorite youtube video
    22. Phone type
    23. Biggest confession
    24. Last break up
    25. Last heart break
    26. The day you regret the most
    27. First friend
    28. Favorite drink
    29. A letter to someone in
    First Impression of the guy I like NOW
    Honestly, I'm really confused about the guys I like. I mean, there's this really cool and funny guy I met on a website that I THINK I like but, ya know, that's doomed.
    So I guess the first impression I have on the guy I like now (still not sure who I'm talking about) is - ANNOYING.

  4. Patd33 Patd33
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2014 7:13pm UTC
    I'm under your bed 0_0

  5. skilletbiscuit skilletbiscuit
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2014 11:13am UTC
    Curious...
    Purple: 10 facts about my room
    Blue: 9 facts about my family
    Green: 8 facts about my body
    Yellow: 7 facts about my childhood
    Orange: 6 facts about my hometown
    Red: 5 facts about my best friend
    Pink: 4 facts about my parents
    White: 3 facts about my personality
    Grey: 2 facts about my favourite things
    Black: 1 fact about the person I like
    comment a colour, I promise I'll answer.
    NMQ

  6. Winter_Rose Winter_Rose
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2014 2:36pm UTC
    I was walking home yesterday and some guy stops his car to let a swagbag cross and he starts walking slower
    Old man: PUT SOME PEP INTO YOUR STEP GRANDMA I HAVE PEOPLE TO SEE!
    swagbag *stares at old mad*
    old man: I SHOULD HAVE RAN YOU OVER -.-
    swagbag *runs*

  7. *•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•* *•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•*
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2014 12:41pm UTC
    it never happens like it should

  8. *♥ synchronicity ♥* *♥ synchronicity ♥*
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2014 7:15pm UTC
    when you fall, i'll be there.
    -floor

  9. JustNodandSmile JustNodandSmile
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2014 6:18pm UTC
    Man, high school would be so much better if there were carpeted floors.

  10. AwkwardPaws* AwkwardPaws*
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2013 5:45pm UTC
    Write a comment down below with something that just popped into your head.
    please =]
    Cookiedoughformats

  11. breezy_mac breezy_mac
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2013 4:38am UTC
    what idiot called it the sun instead of a space heater?

  12. breezy_mac breezy_mac
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2013 4:30am UTC
    How nice of you to show up to Passive Aggressive club this week.

  13. SuMmErDrEaM SuMmErDrEaM
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2013 3:30pm UTC
    silly me I actually thought we were bestfriends -_-

  14. JustNodandSmile JustNodandSmile
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2013 7:51pm UTC
    Confession #1
    sometimes, when I'm bored, i just click on random people's profiles and judge them based solely on the song they have up.

  15. breezy_mac breezy_mac
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2013 1:31am UTC
    I hate french jokes
    They're crèpe.

  16. JustNodandSmile JustNodandSmile
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2013 5:56pm UTC
    "I hate weird people."
    Says the weirdest kid in the class.

  17. beautiful❥* beautiful❥*
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2013 7:54pm UTC
    you don't need someone to complete you,
    you onlt need someone to accept you
    C O M P L E T E L Y

  18. JustNodandSmile JustNodandSmile
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2013 6:02pm UTC
    Those jokes that you don't find funny, but you still laugh at because everybody else is laughing...

  19. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2013 7:43pm UTC
    "haha lol omg"
    - a biography by me

  20. JustNodandSmile JustNodandSmile
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2013 5:11pm UTC
    Darn
    Darn
    Darn
    Just doesn't seem to cut it...

:)

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