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Me:*Picks up a small piece of lemon chicken.*
Me:"You're so cute oh yes you are! OH YES YOU ARE."
Mom:*Walks into my room like a hoe.*
Mom:
"Um.Courtney.What are you doing?"
Me:*Drops chicken.*
Me:"Making friends...Aren't you happy for me mom?"
Okay so i must have sounded f.cking insane because she ran out of my room screaming.
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