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May 10, 2014 4:07pm UTC

Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
Cuz' I can see myself in your pants.

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December 29, 2013 7:04pm UTC

*Tries to be romantic with my boyfriend.*
Me:"You're like the sweat on the back of my thighs."
Daniel:"..."
Me:"Let's pretend I didn't just say that."

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posted a quote
December 29, 2013 6:47pm UTC

Me:*Picks up a small piece of lemon chicken.*
Me:"You're so cute oh yes you are! OH YES YOU ARE."
Mom:*Walks into my room like a hoe.*
Mom:"Um.Courtney.What are you doing?"
Me:*Drops chicken.*
Me:"Making friends...Aren't you happy for me mom?"
Okay so i must have sounded f.cking insane because she ran out of my room screaming.
#StayFreaky.

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December 29, 2013 6:17pm UTC

That awesome amazing moment whenever your mom brings in chinese food.
LMAO,I thought I heard angels for a moment.
Hallelujiah.

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December 29, 2013 6:13pm UTC

Want to hear A funny joke?
Women's rights.

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December 29, 2013 6:09pm UTC

I just noticed that half of these people google "Tumblr quotes." and then they post them.Jesus people,MAKE YOUR OWN.
It's not that hard guys.
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Lmao,that's what she said.

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