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Me: Okay! I wanna lose some weight. Lets snack a little less...

5 hours later: NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM. OH $@#% I ATE WAY TO MUCH !!!!

Goes on the scale: 2,000 pounds... Well sh*t..

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Me: Okay! I wanna lose some weight. Lets snack a little less...

10 faves · 1 comments · Nov 8, 2013 10:29pm

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TakingTheLibertyWalk · 1 decade ago
I BURST OUT LAUGHING AT THE 2,000 POUNDS HAHAHAH OH MY GOSH
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