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1. username*
   posted a quote
   November 8, 2013 10:29pm UTC
   Me: Okay! I wanna lose some weight. Lets snack a little less...
   5 hours later: NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM. OH $@#% I ATE WAY TO MUCH !!!!
   Goes on the scale: 2,000 pounds... Well sh*t..
   
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2. Cool_As_Hell
   posted a quote
   July 30, 2013 7:51pm UTC
   "I'm gonna start exercising and lose weight"
   I say while sitting on the sofa and eating Mcdonald's.
   
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