Gross Quotes

Savannahh
posted a quote
May 4, 2015 10:34pm UTC

hearing my own voice on recording
makes me want to apologize to every
single person i've talked to like i'm
really sorry

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Lost_Girl_98*
posted a quote
March 29, 2015 2:05pm UTC

Well I got food poisoning, serves me right for eating fast food!

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trishafaye819
posted a quote
October 9, 2014 11:23am UTC

Why do people think I'm the bad guy here!?
I'm not the one that cheated.
I'm not the one that lied.
I'm not the one that led you on.
I'm not the one that forced things upon you.
I'm not the one that rolls around in your mind night and day.
I'm not the one that sends you on a downward spiral.
You're the one that cheated.
You're the one that lied.
You're the one that led me on.
You're the one that forced things upon me.
You're the one that rolls around in my mind night and day.
You're the one that sends me on a downward spiral.
Why can't people see this that I'm not the bad guy here!?

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Nikki Sixx*
posted a quote
October 2, 2014 2:14pm UTC

So today in class, we had to watch a video on where the meat for fast food comes from, how it gets there, etc. right before lunch and let me just say that after seeing the dead cows, chickens, etc hang upside down dead, get killed, & cut open..I AM BECOMING A VEGETARIAN!

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Ellmo
posted a quote
September 7, 2014 9:14pm UTC

Pros & Cons of School Shopping:
Pros - Shopping
Cons - School

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*nerium*
posted a quote
August 14, 2014 11:16pm UTC

I ran.
I panicked and I ran
Because she left.
Because she was supposed to be there and she left. I stayed for what felt like hours, shaking and frozen, before I burst - bloody and poisonous - and simply ran. At first I was hesitant, because what if she did come back? Then I would have left her. This thought was only brief, because the heart can overpower the brain and at this point my heart was screaming, screeching with aching palpitations, demanding that I leave now.
I ran until I reached the car park, and then I started to cry - thick, heaving, heavy - and my breath became laboured, asthmatic. My vision blurred; I could not tell what car was mine, but I had to get away; searching for anything familiar, I tugged on a vague black door - it was locked. My throat burned and suddenly my stomach was on the ground - bile, breakfast, and something terrifyingly red. A feat for my weak eyes, I saw her in the distance, and the desire to run increased astoundingly. But I couldn't run, and I couldn't face her. In that moment I wished I were blind, so I turned around and closed my eyes.

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DawnRaven
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June 4, 2014 11:11pm UTC

I just got done watching Twilight. I swore I'd never watch something so stupid, but I decided that I wanted to see it before I judged it, because I used to swear that Harry potter was terrible before I watched it, and now it's my obsession. And I must say, Twilight is as bad as I thought it would be, and ten times worse. Renesmee is the most beautiful child I have ever seen, and that is THEE only good thing I have to say about the series. The rest is barbaric, absolutely barbaric. How can any of you possibly claim to enjoy such absolute vile, cruel and vicious evil? People being torn limb-from-limb, burned and vicously tortured? How can any of you claim to enjoy seeing something that totally and completely disgusting? You barbarians.
Get your heads checked for brain famine.

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ajxo*
posted a quote
May 28, 2014 6:57pm UTC

how do people eat mayonnaise, i skeeve omg

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poprocker

posted a quote
April 25, 2014 9:40pm UTC

today I was surprised when I heard my dad shouting, "Let it go! Let it go!" so I figured he'd been listening to my younger sisters& I watching the movie 'Frozen' far too much, but then as I walked down the hall I realized he was in the bathroom.. I'm horrified.

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chachawawabubu
posted a quote
March 26, 2014 10:48pm UTC

Anyone knows what happened to Giovanna Plowman (or something like that), that tampon-eating chick?

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*Allysoon*
posted a quote
February 12, 2014 6:35pm UTC

I hate this town,
It's so washed up.

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helloitslexi
posted a quote
January 21, 2014 12:45pm UTC

Girls who call their boyfriend "daddy" or "papi" or "poppy" you are sick.
Same goes with guys calling girls "mommy" or "lil mama".
Just no. I wanna throw up on all your body parts.

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*Tori Leigh*
posted a quote
January 20, 2014 1:14am UTC

So yesterday me and my friend decided we were going to go to sleep at 1:15 AM and by
1:30 AM we literally decided to have a 7 minute workout and let me tell ya' it was pathetic.

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hello_universe
posted a quote
January 18, 2014 1:37am UTC

I have to stop eating!

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KobytheGuyDirectioner
posted a quote
January 13, 2014 9:24am UTC

actually me when I go to school:
me: why did I come here
me: ew dont touch me girl
me: i dont really want to see any more tanned thigh pls
me: i get you guys are 'in love' but i dont want to see that much tongue this early in the morning
me: omfg the principle is making rounds act cool
me: "HEY MR PRINCIPLE SIR :)"
principle: "hello koby." *continues walking*
me: y u reject me :(
me: oh well I'm still besties with the biology teacher
me: time for lunch
me: ew
me: is this edible
me: i think that is actually cow intestines
me: moving on
me: classtime already? ugh
me: snore snore snore
me: nobody wants to listen to you talk about dust particles
me: why do i have no friends
me: what is the point of school
me: how many people live on this planet and i wonder if louis prefers cats over dogs or
me: when will this day end

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everythingcrazy
posted a quote
December 31, 2013 10:03pm UTC

"I'm not eating it now, you already touched it!"
my response for everytime anyone tries to hand me food without a wrapper.
You never know the last time that person washed their hands.
For all you know they could've just gone at it with someone and forgot to wash.
You really about to take that risk?

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TheAnonymous
posted a quote
December 26, 2013 12:56am UTC

sometimes I watch p,orn

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motz_ztom*
posted a quote
December 18, 2013 5:54am UTC

If I don't take a photo of my face at a certain angle, you'll see all my imperfections.
All the blemishes and scars.
The pimples, and volcanic looking zits.
You'll see EVERYTHING.
So, one day...
I'm going to print out a gigantic poster of my face.
All my imperfections uncovered. Everything out in the open.
Then I'm going to take a black Sharpie, and play connect the dots.
Because I'm thug.

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easiersaidthandone
posted a quote
December 13, 2013 10:20pm UTC

if you feel like you are unorganized, hear this. The universe
naturally leans towards a state of entropy, or lack of order. So
in fact you are more natural than people who clean their rooms.
Go you.

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Fitness_Quotes
posted a quote
December 8, 2013 9:10pm UTC

A McDonald's McRib sandwich contains some of the same ingredients found in yoga mats.
Just think about that for a second.

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