There is nothing that irritates me and frustrates me and makes me want to grab someone by the neck and shout in their face until they realize just how good they have it more than someone complaining about their parents and family. 

Like honestly do you not realise that you have both your parents still together. You actually have siblings. Do you realise how many people would kill just to have that?
Honestly, I would do whatever I could to have that. I would kill to have my parents still together, and a dad who hasn't done the things he's done to me. I would kill to at least have my mother remotely interested or involved in my life. I would kill to have my brother's still home and annoying me. I would kill just to even have a sister. 

You know those times you get irritated with your mom or your dad because they keep texting you wanting to know where you are and who youre with, just checking up on you? You know those times you get mad at your sister or your sister gets mad at you for taking her or your clothes? You know those times when your brother is just around the corner waiting to scare you, or he teases you about a boy? How about those times when you're all driving in the car and a song comes on you all know so you start singing? Those times you gather around and just have a simple dinner together? Or at the holidays when you're all there together?
You honestly hate that? You really just can't stand that?

Well then here take my life. Take the mother who locked her kids out of the house in the pouring rain while she was inside cheating on the father who left when I was four and hasn't been involved in my life since. Take the father who should've gone to jail for everything he's done, who told me I have to start paying for everything myself on the two one hundered dollar paychecks I get each month. Take the 3 older brothers who I don't even talk to and who don't talk to my dad, who moved away and only once every 6 months we hear from. Take the family who doens't care about you. Take the no homecooked meals, nothing special on your birthday, no holidays, unsupportive family, and I'll take yours. I'm sure we would BOTH be much happier.