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i'm hiding naked in my closet because there are mattress delivery men in my bedroom
and no one thought to tell me so i was just doing my naked thing after my shower
and then i was very unceremoniously shoved into my closet
and i don't know how long i have to be here i don't have snacks or anything
 
update: i found a chocolate bar on my shelf but also my phone battery is at 20% i feel like bear grylls



don't you have clothes in your closet




*got this from tumblr*
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i'm hiding naked in my closet because there are mattress

12 faves · Oct 7, 2013 5:46pm

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