i'm hiding naked in my closet because there are mattress
delivery men in my bedroom
and no one thought to tell me so i was just doing my naked
thing after my shower
and then i was very unceremoniously shoved into my
closet
and i don't know how long i have to be here i don't have
snacks or anything
update: i found a chocolate bar on my shelf but also my phone
battery is at 20% i feel like bear grylls
don't you have clothes in your closet
*got this from tumblr*