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"I swear to drunk im not god"
Cop: "Do you know why you got pulled over?" You:"No why did you forget"
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Things you say when you get pulled over by a cop: "I swear to

17 faves · 1 comments · Sep 29, 2013 9:41pm

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JazzySnow · 1 decade ago
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