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pieman · 8 years ago
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QueenCandy · 8 years ago
I dare you to post random comments on quotes (about goat cheese).
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*Eternally lost...** · 8 years ago
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QueenCandy · 8 years ago
Got any weird talents? We don't judge.
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*Eternally lost...** · 8 years ago
a couple, I can touch my nose with my tongue, does that count? And I can put my right leg over my shoulder when my legs are stretched
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QueenCandy · 8 years ago
I wish I could do that with my leg........ I've been trying to touch my nose with my tongue for over a decade!!!!
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*Eternally lost...** · 8 years ago
haha yeah, everybody is like you can do that, wow! when I tell them I can touch my nose with my tongue lol, and Im just really flexible

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QueenCandy · 8 years ago
Lol the tongue's the strongest muscle of the body. Weird huh? I'm extremellllllly jealous of you right now.
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*Eternally lost...** · 8 years ago
haha don't be lol, Im not really worth being jealous over
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QueenCandy · 8 years ago
Anyone who can touch their nose with their tongue is cool in my book!!!!!!

I'm not that cool anyway.
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*Eternally lost...** · 8 years ago
Sure you are! You know about witty! Whoever has a witty and isn't rude is very cool in my book!
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QueenCandy · 8 years ago
Aw thanks!!!!! You're mighty awesome tooooo!
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*Eternally lost...** · 8 years ago
Thanks!!!
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QueenCandy · 8 years ago
De nada!
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forgetmenotforever · 8 years ago
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QueenCandy · 8 years ago
Have you seen any aliens recently?
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hannahmagic13 · 8 years ago
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QueenCandy · 8 years ago
Do you believe in magic? In a young girl's heart, how the music can free her........ Song time!!!!!!
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hannahmagic13 · 8 years ago
Lol! Hm depends on what type of magic. If it's the magic of food then yes, very much so.
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QueenCandy · 8 years ago
http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8u0hbQtnj1ranhnao1_250.gif
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hannahmagic13 · 8 years ago
God I love you
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QueenCandy · 8 years ago
Thanks. I love me too. Thanks for commenting.
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beebessey · 8 years ago
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QueenCandy · 8 years ago
SCENARIO: The world is ending. What do you do?

Btw, I love your quotes!
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beebessey · 8 years ago
Depends on the situation: if it was like zombie apocolypse I would probably just kill myself cause id be terrified. But if it was like a scheduled destruction of the earth id tell that one guy I love him and tell everyone else how I really feel about them as well...
And thanks :D
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QueenCandy · 8 years ago
No problemo! Please please please, if there is a zombie apocalypse, JUST HIDE. DON'T DIE!!!!! We'd find a cure in like a month.

Tell the dude you love him now!!!!!!!

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beebessey · 8 years ago
I can't! He's dating my cousin... :/ but I'm going back up there tomorrow night to be up there with him and his kids :) and if people just hide from the zombies they will die out because they need human flesh to survive.
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QueenCandy · 8 years ago
We've all played hide and seek, right? If you stay in one place, you become easier to find. Move when no one's looking.

Okay. Maybe it's best that you forget your cousin's boyfriend. Family over other people, right? Another guy will come around, you'll see.
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likemillionares · 8 years ago
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QueenCandy · 8 years ago
That was the best Drake & Josh reference ever!!!!!

Tell the truth about your worst hair day!
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likemillionares · 8 years ago
Ok i had like just gotten front bangs, and i woke up so late fir school and I actually FORGOT i had to fix ny hair so i literally had bedhead for like an hour until one of my friends helped me omg worst day
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QueenCandy · 8 years ago
Lol, imagine if you just woke up bald.
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AlexisCoral · 8 years ago
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QueenCandy · 8 years ago
I dare you to imitate your cats on the floor for a minute and tell us how it went!
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likemillionares · 8 years ago
I love that u just figure that she has cats omg i'm crying
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QueenCandy · 8 years ago
Yup! It's not like it's on her profile. lol......I'm psychic.
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likemillionares · 8 years ago
oh haha i didnt even think of that lol wait did i seem rude like i wasnt trying to be and i keep coming off as rude and omg im sorry
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QueenCandy · 8 years ago
Lol, no dude. If I thought you were coming off as rude, I would never reply. When you're talking to me, EVERYTHING IS A JOKE!!!! Don't worry.
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lipudlo17 · 8 years ago
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QueenCandy · 8 years ago
How often do you get hit with a ball in your face while playing sports? I get it a lot.
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bri241* · 8 years ago
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QueenCandy · 8 years ago
How does it feel in Miami?
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x_makayla_x · 8 years ago
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QueenCandy · 8 years ago
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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LoveLaugh · 8 years ago
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QueenCandy · 8 years ago
What's your favorite song and why?
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LoveLaugh · 8 years ago
oh gosh that a really hard question.. but i'd have to say Our Song by Taylor Swift because it's a happy song & never gets old.
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QueenCandy · 8 years ago
That's great! I'm gonna go listen!
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TheOtherDirection · 8 years ago
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QueenCandy · 8 years ago
If One direction, Bruno Mars, Macklemore, Ed Sheeran,
Panic! at the Disco
, and Fun were fighting over you, who would you choose?

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TheOtherDirection · 8 years ago
Ohshieet thats a tough one lolol ummbut probably macklemore. Oh no bruno mars. Oh but niall and harry dont sound too bad either.... still maybe macklemore :)
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QueenCandy · 8 years ago
Whut whut whut whut? Lol, great choices, so it's hard to choose right?
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sapphireflames* · 8 years ago
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QueenCandy · 8 years ago
WHOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAA
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wasn't even paying attention.
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sapphireflames* · 8 years ago
CONGRATSSSS
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QueenCandy · 8 years ago
THANKS SOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Decay * · 8 years ago
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QueenCandy · 8 years ago
I dare you to post a quote about your most embarrassing moment!
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Decay * · 8 years ago
Dare complete
http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/6875098
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QueenCandy · 8 years ago
You are really fast!!!!!
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Decay * · 8 years ago
Lol thanks I think
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QueenCandy · 8 years ago
De nada. That's the only Spanish phrase I've got memorized!!!!!!
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Decay * · 8 years ago
no mas pantalones
(no more pants) only Spanish I learn bec of my friends
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QueenCandy · 8 years ago
COooool!

Dora never taught me that....
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forgetmenotforever · 8 years ago
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QueenCandy · 8 years ago
I dare you to tell the truth about your worst nightmare!
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*kawaii satan* · 8 years ago
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QueenCandy · 8 years ago
Danisnotonfire shows up to your front door, what do you do?
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*kawaii satan* · 8 years ago
pass out from all the feels ;__;
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QueenCandy · 8 years ago
Me too! Lol he's really awesome!
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Longsleevesandlies · 8 years ago
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QueenCandy · 8 years ago
Sure thing mi amigo!!!!!!!!! I don't take spanish........
Ok! Tell the truth about your worst idea ever!
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BreeeFayy* · 8 years ago
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QueenCandy · 8 years ago
I dare you to tell the truth about your worst mistake in school!
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BreeeFayy* · 8 years ago
i got distracted by some scissors in seventh grade and then the teacher asked what we were doing (I dunno why) and i made something up on the spot. THat was a terrible mistake.
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QueenCandy · 8 years ago
Lol XD!!!!

Thanks for commenting.
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Longsleevesandlies · 8 years ago
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QueenCandy · 8 years ago
I dare you to convert to short-sleeves!!!! Lol, no. I dare you to post weird comments on a fellow wittian's quotes.
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alisha.* · 8 years ago
WHY ME? OMG WHYYYY
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Longsleevesandlies · 8 years ago
I needed someones profile to do it on :P
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alisha.* · 8 years ago
D:
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alisha.* · 8 years ago
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QueenCandy · 8 years ago
I dare you to tell the truth about the last time you cried.
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alisha.* · 8 years ago
Phahaha nice one.
The last time I cried was when I was watching Naruto last night. THE FEELS MAN, THE FEELS!
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