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Child: Mommy, you know there's gravy on the floor
Mom: Nonsense, I just mopped it up
Child: There is, mom! It's what keeps our feet to the floor
Mom: I know gravy can be sticky, but it's not gravy!
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Child: Mommy, you know there's gravy on the floor Mom: Nonsense,
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