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1. Miluiel*
   posted a quote
   March 25, 2015 5:26pm UTC
   Mind your own biscuits and life will be gravy.
   
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2. Tman89frost
   posted a quote
   August 2, 2013 5:03am UTC
   Gravy is meat lotion.
   
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3. addictedtonutella
   posted a quote
   July 2, 2013 3:47pm UTC
   Child: Mommy, you know there's gravy on the floor
   Mom: Nonsense, I just mopped it up
   Child: There is, mom! It's what keeps our feet to the floor
   Mom: I know gravy can be sticky, but it's not gravy!
   
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4. Secret42
   posted a quote
   April 1, 2013 6:41pm UTC
   In a clubhouse gravy commercial,they poured gravy into a teacup.And I was like,is that an april fools trick or what?Well,if you tried it on someone and they drank it,they would probably be like,Forget coffee!This tastes WAY better.
   My quote.Do NOT steal
   
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5. WeAreTheBoys
   posted a quote
   January 29, 2013 3:58pm UTC
   I got 98.768 problems and rounding up is one of them.
   
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