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Today, I was at subway ordering a sandwich and there were a bunch of 11 year old boys there and
they were snickering and looking at me. Once I was about to leave, one of the prepubescent
twerps came up to me and said, "hey hot suff can i have yo numba?" and i said, "Why, you need
a babysitter?" and then i left.
 
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Today, I was at subway ordering a sandwich and there were a bunch

95 faves · 6 comments · Jun 19, 2013 6:33pm

hermione23katniss

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hermione23katniss


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whyme · ihatekids · funny

Destyned1997 · 1 decade ago
Lmfao.....they deserved that burn.....
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yourcool · 1 decade ago
did yoU NOT GRAB THE SUB
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hayhayy915 · 1 decade ago
Thts great!! This just made my day lmfao!!
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rachlgirl · 1 decade ago
this is perfection. legit perfection. I really hope I can use this on somebody sometime
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booda456 · 1 decade ago
AWWW DON'T BE DISSING 11 OR 12 YEAR OLDS!
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hermione23katniss · 1 decade ago
I'm not gonna give an 11 year old boy with a "swag" hat and sagging pants my number
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