*My thoughts while
getting a haircut*
Me: I always get the crappy hair dressers.
Me: She better only cut off an inch like I told
her.
Lady: Wow, you have such thick hair!!
Me: Maybe she'll actually use a real
brush...
Me: Of course she is using a crappy plastic
comb.
Me: I hope she doesn't think she'll get
through the knots.
Me: Ow, this is abuse.
Me: I'm gonna be bald by the time this hair
cut is done.
Me: Good!! Use a brush.
Me: She definitely dropped out of high
school...
Me: I don't care about what you're getting
for lunch.
Me: You just sprayed hairspray in my eyes.
Me: I said one inch, not four!!!
Me: What the heck? She's giving me layers
now?!?!
Me: Focus on cutting my hair, not talking to your
daughter on the phone...
Me: Am I done yet?
Me: This is why I never get
haircuts.
*My thoughts while getting a haircut* Me: I always get the crappy
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