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I don't hate you, it's just,
if I was a unicorn,
I'd accidentally stab you with my horn
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I don't hate you, it's just, if I was a unicorn, I'd

8 faves · 6 comments · Jun 7, 2013 12:25pm

mads*

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unicorn · tables · funny

angela* · 1 decade ago
omg. i love this xD <3
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mads* · 1 decade ago
thank you.
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Sandie · 1 decade ago
"Accidentally"
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mads* · 1 decade ago
whoops, by bad, didn't mean to stab you directly in your heart.

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Sandie · 1 decade ago
And, you know, I'm sorry but I cant seem to find my phone to call 999. Guess you're just going to have to lay there and, like, bleed to death.
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mads* · 1 decade ago
*trots away*
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