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  1. unicorn104149BFFmusicallychannel unicorn104149BFFmusicallychannel
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2017 7:17am UTC
    Guess what first person to comment a 🦄 emoji gets a shoutout

  2. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2016 9:59am UTC
    space is just a word
    made up by someone
    who's afraid to get
    too close

  3. Vanessa15* Vanessa15*
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2015 6:39am UTC
    dont let little stupid
    things break your
    happiness

  4. thebeginningoftheend3373 thebeginningoftheend3373
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2014 3:18am UTC
    Him: "I really wish I could marry you someday"
    Me: "I really wish I had a unicorn"
    Him:
    Me:
    Him:
    Me:
    Him: *laughs hysterically* "Hey, f*ck you!"
    lmao

  5. 100 100
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2014 10:25am UTC
    Unicorns can't fly, I can't fly, therefore I am a unicorn.

  6. wall-e* wall-e*
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2014 4:38pm UTC
    uni•corn
    \yu-ne-korn\
    :an imaginary animal that looks like a
    horse and has a straight horn coming
    out of the middle of its forehead.

  7. TRU3LOV3FOR3V3R * TRU3LOV3FOR3V3R *
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2014 12:26pm UTC
    Dear Noah,
    We probably should have mentioned this earlier, but... we're gay.
    Sincerely, the only two unicorns on the Ark.

  8. Alexim!ca* Alexim!ca*
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2014 9:51pm UTC
    Unicorns and Rainbows.....
    Cookiedoughformats

  9. BluRoseHeart* BluRoseHeart*
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2014 1:49pm UTC
    Always be
    yourself.
    Unless you can be a
    unicorn.
    Then always be a
    unicorn.
    (:

  10. MadiCakes MadiCakes
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2014 12:50pm UTC
    Guy: No serious are u single. I am a guy and wish we could talk
    My answer: No serious I'm plural. I'm a girl and I wish I had a unicorn.
    THIS ACTUALLY JUST HAPPENED.

  11. Rose :)* Rose :)*
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2014 12:43pm UTC
    I like Unicorns

  12. Iloveefoxesmorethanyou* Iloveefoxesmorethanyou*
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2014 12:18am UTC
    There once was a unicorn
    He learned how to fly
    He wore a uniform
    There he is high in the sky.

  13. MadiCakes MadiCakes
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2014 2:30pm UTC
    HEY, IF YOU'RE READING THIS YOU'RE A FABULOUS INDEPENDENT UNICORN, AND YOU DON'T NEED ANYONE. YOU HEAR ME DATE YOURSELF. <3

  14. Vampire123 Vampire123
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2014 12:39pm UTC
    Are you on the boulevard on broken dreams? Well get off and become a llamacorn. Llamacorns are cool.

  15. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2014 3:31pm UTC
    Somedays I feel like there's a better chance of me becoming a unicorn
    Than me having a boyfriend

  16. jeonghans_sideho* jeonghans_sideho*
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2013 12:26pm UTC
    in folklore (british folklore, anyway) it used to be said that unicorns could only be petted by ladies & girls and if a man touched them he would “die by slow drowning” and thats why I like drawing unicorns on stuff

  17. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2013 12:55pm UTC
    *Me and my friend Caitlin talking in code*
    "One day I'm not going to like unicorns but I think that the unicorns will be okay with it because unicorns are cool like that and I guess what I'm saying is, is that I've always like narwhals. But narwhals don't like me and lately I've been wanting to kill narwhals and I'm just confused and i don't know if I like unicorns or narwhals. and narwhals don't want me to like unicorns so its like ughhhh and I can't stop liking unicorns because I just starting liking them."

  18. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2013 7:54pm UTC
    Well, my dream guy:
    is white
    and he loves me
    and he has abs
    and he is a unicorn
    because only a unicorn could love me

  19. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2013 8:02pm UTC
    *doing stretches*
    Teacher:Hold this stretch for 10 seconds
    Me:one purple unicorn, two purple unicorn

  20. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2013 11:59pm UTC
    Top of Form 1
    Bottom of Form 1
    1.) What is your name? Katie
    2.) Do you find it annoying when surveys ask for your name? No
    3.) What do you plan to buy in the future? Loads of CDs
    4.) Where did you get the underwear you are currently wearing? Wouldn'tyouliketoknow :P
    5.) How many pairs of Converse do you own? 2 one black with a purple tongue&pinkblackflap & my Nothing Personal ones
    6.) Who is your favorite "That ’70s Show"character? Dunno...
    7.) There is a mummy standing behind you. What do you do? Run!
    8.) What do you think of Miley Cyrus? Lindsay Lohan anybody??
    9.) Do you tend to think that you are always right? Not at all
    10.) Top Five Favorite Songs: Therapy-AllTimeLow, Miserable at Best-MaydayParade,Nicotine-P!ATD,MasterpieceTheatre3-MarianasTrench,Miss Missing You-FallOutBoy
    11.) What was your favorite toy as a child? Barbies!
    12.) Have you thought more about your funeral, or your wedding? Niether...
    13.) Dinosaurs or Unicorns? JALEX ;P
    14.) What is your favorite musical? Wicked
    15.) You need new jeans. Where do you go? Target.
    16.) Do you play the Sims 2? Nope...
    17.) Do you think this is boring? lil
    18.) What do you think of Maroon 5? I miss their old stuff
    19.) What about Coldplay? NOTHING is more manlier than Coldplay
    20.) Fall Out Boy? AMAZING SAUCE Obvi I lobe them
    21.) Katy Perry? She good
    22.) How about The All-American Rejects? Love them, This Ends Tonight is one of my fave songs
    23.) Have you ever snuck into an R-rated movie when you weren’t old enough to see it without parents? No
    24.) The Wii or Xbox 360? Wii.
    25.) Team Demi/Selena or Team Miley? Demi/Selena.
    26.) Do you know many Emily’s? Only 1
    27.) What do you think of the Jonas Brothers? Nick Jonas was THE crush in like 2008
    28.) Have you ever slept in a tent, indoors or out? Kinda
    29.) What is your favorite kind of Girlscout cookie? idk
    30.) Do you enjoy surveys? Sometimes
    31.) What do you hear at the moment? Fool's X-Mas~All Time Low♥, Robocroc- movie so bad it BEATS Sharknado
    32.) Why do you think so many people love myspace? PIC COMMENTS :p Jk idk
    33.) What do you think of people who do illegal drugs? Who knews
    34.) Do you watch the Olympics? Yes.
    35.) What are your top five favorite stores? Hot Topic, Forever21, Target,Claire's,and Khol's
    36.) Do you like the new Weezer album? I love Weezer
    37.) What did you think of Panic at the Disco taking out the exclamation point in their name? What chu talkin bout? They never did.
    38.) What is the worst job you have ever had? No
    39.) Have you ever been to Minnesota? Nope
    40.) What is the strangest thing you’ve ever seen on TV? Many,many things
    41.) Do you watch informercials when there is nothing on? Naw
    42.) What is your favorite Disney Show? Good Luck Charlie the only somewhat decent show
    43.) Have you ever seen the Wedding Singer? Rings a bell
    44.) Describe your crush? Don't really have one right now *shrugs*
    45.) Have you ever gone camping? Nope
    46.) What do you miss most about elementary school? EVERYTHING
    47.) What do you do when you want to fill out a survey, but none of your friends have posted surveys that you have not taken yet? I just find one I'm ma own person
    48.) What is your favorite kind of DQ Blizzard? Reese's
    49.) Has anything funny ever happened to you while in Wendy’s? No
    50.) what do you think of McDonalds? Had some today, 'Murica :P

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