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livelaflove
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February 3, 2014 8:50pm UTC

My leg really hurts
The desk hit me even though
I told it to move
Haiku of the day

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BannedIt*
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August 24, 2013 11:15am UTC

(throwing a table)
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
(putting the table back)
┬──┬◡ﾉ(° -°ﾉ)
(throwing the guy who put the table back)
(╯°Д°）╯︵/(.□ . )

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SisiAdelia
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July 22, 2013 11:46pm UTC

I have 17 tabs open that are all playing BSE just to help break the record

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mads*
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June 7, 2013 12:25pm UTC

I don't hate you, it's just,
if I was a unicorn,
I'd accidentally stab you with my horn

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RejectedGamer
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April 22, 2013 9:19am UTC

©RejectedGamerFormat
{When a bird is alive it eats ants,}
yet when it dies, the ants eat it. Circumstances can change at any time and the tables usually turn over a period of time. Do not oppress, despise, or hurt anyone during your lifetime. You may be powerful today, but remember, time is more powerful than you. Just like one tree makes a million match sticks, yet when the time comes, only a single match stick is needed to burn a million trees.

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blondieblue12
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March 10, 2013 9:04pm UTC

When i stub my toe.......................................and my parents are in the room.
HOLY MOTHER OF FRUIT
WHAT THE PINEAPPLE
FOR THE LOVE OF COWS
HOBGOBLINS
WOW THAT HURT
OWWWWWWWW
POPSICLE STAND
or i bite my hand, run to my room, and curse.

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