Mom: Cat!! Get in the truck. We gotta go feed.
Me: can I drive?
Mom: no.
Me:
Mom:

Me: *singing/screaming* I HATE THAT STUPID OLD PICKUP TRUCK YOU NEVER LET ME DRIVE! YOU'RE A REDNECK HEART-

Mom: shut up!

Me: *singing/screaming* I TOOK A CHANCE!!! I TOOK A SHOT!!! AND YOU MIGHT THINK I'M BULLETPROOF BUT I-

Mom: JUST GET IN THE D.AMN TRUCK!!!

Me: *singing/screaming* I'M SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR ATTITUDE I'M FEELING LIKE I DON'T KNOW YOU, YOU TELL ME THAT YOU LOVE ME AND PUT ME DOWN!!!

Mom: that's it I'm putting you up for adoption.