pinkcandy0531

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Bloo blibbidy bloppo bloo bla!!!!!!!

pinkcandy0531
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June 7, 2013 5:41pm UTC

Unattended children will be handed an
espresso and a free puppy to take home.

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pinkcandy0531
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June 7, 2013 5:36pm UTC

Unattended children will be tattooed and sold to roadies.

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pinkcandy0531
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May 1, 2013 7:46pm UTC

Oh, what a fantastic winter I'm having this May!

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pinkcandy0531
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March 29, 2013 5:19pm UTC

Kiss my moustache.
:^{D

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pinkcandy0531
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March 25, 2013 7:26pm UTC

I want to write a really long quote, but I know most of you guys will be too lazy to read it.

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pinkcandy0531
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March 14, 2013 5:25pm UTC

come to the nerd side.
we have pi.
3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781640628620899

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pinkcandy0531
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March 8, 2013 10:36pm UTC

Yes, I fell flat on the floor for attention. Cuz it's just a whole super duper lot of fun to trip, fall down, stand up, wipe my bloody nose, and try to avoid the eyes of everyone who just saw my extreme display of clumsiness. I just love doing that.

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pinkcandy0531
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March 5, 2013 8:26am UTC

bite me.

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pinkcandy0531
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February 25, 2013 7:34pm UTC

But I wasn't raising my hand!!!!

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pinkcandy0531
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February 24, 2013 4:43pm UTC

Does anyone else wonder how a dog poop gets that Dairy Queen twist at the end?

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pinkcandy0531
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February 3, 2013 6:54pm UTC

When I was in third grade, my teacher called home every now and then, concerned, because I kept on writing all these stories about torture and suffocation to death and also because I posted questions about what it would be like to die on the "Inquiry Board". I didn't get why it was such a big deal back then, but now I realize that I am a rather disturbed child.

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pinkcandy0531
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January 23, 2013 7:07pm UTC

*Sitting at lunch, having fun eating my potato chips....*
So then I compliment a girl, being sweet even though she's not exactly my friend anymore.
So, she turns to other ex-friend (that I simply can't stand) and whispers something ever-so-funny in her ear.
Other girl laughs loudly and whispers something back.
Yes, like I said, I'm sure that whatever snide remark you just made about me is simply hilarious, but can't you just smile fakely, thank me, tell me that I'm also pretty cool, and wait until you turn away to roll your eyes? That's what any other normal person would do.
And I've had plenty of practice. ;)

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pinkcandy0531
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January 23, 2013 6:24pm UTC

Winnie the Pooh: "If you live to be 100, I want to live to be 100 minus one day so i never have to live without you..."
5 Year Old: *giggles*
5 Year Old: Pooh is my FAAAVORITE!
5 Year Old:*runs over to 2-year-old sister playing
hide and go seek with her baby blanket*
2 Year Old: Hi! Where is blankie?
5 Year Old: Katelyn, If you live to be 100, I want to be 100 minus one day so I never have to live without you!
Katelyn: Kowsey! WHERE IS BLANKIE?!
5 Year Old: *runs over to teenage brother messing with his gumball machine*
16 Year Old: *rushes to cover spilled soda (on white carpet) with rug*
5 Year Old: What's that?
16 Year Old: Soda, but if you don't tell Mom I'll give you a gumball!
5 Year Old: *grabs a gumball*
5 Year Old: Nope.
16 Year Old: Uggghhhhh!
5 Year Old: David, If you live to be 100, I want to be 100 minus one day to I never have to live without you!
David: Good. Then I at least get to live ONE DAY OF MY LIFE without you! Kelsey, you suuuuuuck!
David: *shoves 5-year-old out the door*
I was watching David's kids last night and his three year old was jumping around and bothering her little brother (who was in my arms) while watching Tigger's Movie on Netflix and I was reminded of the stain on my bedroom floor (which used to be his...) Huh.

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