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Me: I HATE YOU.

Person: ...

Me: Gosh, that was my cat, pfft.

Person: Oh..

Me: Can I let you into a secret?

Person: Sure!

Me: I don't really have a cat.. 


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Me: I HATE YOU. Person: ... Me: Gosh, that was my cat, pfft.

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