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ThanksToPuberty

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Member Since: 17 May 2013 04:44pm

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  1. ThanksToPuberty ThanksToPuberty
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2013 4:15am UTC
    Barnie
    Chapter 1: # About Barnie. part 1 chapter 1
    My name's Barnie, I am 23 years old. I've never been a smart child, but the one thing I'm good at, is languages. I'm originally from France, I am a refugee child. My parents were bombed, my sisters were bombed, I was the only one left, I've had experience before, I want my family back, I'm now in Libya, and lived here since I was 5 or 6, that's when I became a refugee.
    I have a grandpa, he's old now. He found be injured in Libya, he raised me, he's great. He's 74 years old now, I love him, he's the only one who's ever there for me, I love him more than anyone, seriously.
    Bombing's were going on here, America were threatning us, I told Gramps I would keep him as safe as I could, he was an old, old man. I can't lose him yet. It's too early.
    They say there will be a war between us, this or next month. I just hope everything turns out okay.

  2. ThanksToPuberty ThanksToPuberty
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2013 3:46am UTC
    If you can not see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

  3. ThanksToPuberty ThanksToPuberty
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2013 3:30am UTC
    Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes, and someone asks for two, how many do you have left?
    Me: Still, 10.
    Teacher: Okay, well if somebody forcibly takes two of the cakes, how many would you have left then?
    Me: 10, and a dead body.

  4. ThanksToPuberty ThanksToPuberty
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2013 3:20am UTC
    Congratulations on becoming even more annoying than your phones ringtone.

  5. ThanksToPuberty ThanksToPuberty
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2013 3:14am UTC
    Real Eyes.
    Realize.
    Real Lies.

  6. ThanksToPuberty ThanksToPuberty
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2013 5:17pm UTC
    Crying doesn't indicate your weakness.
    Since birth, it has always been a sign

  7. ThanksToPuberty ThanksToPuberty
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2013 5:04pm UTC
    The cutest kind of flirting, in my opinion, is the flirting that isn't too noticeable. Its not straight forward and sometimes you can't tell whether its flirting or not. Its cheesy. Its cute.

  8. ThanksToPuberty ThanksToPuberty
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2013 4:53pm UTC
    I could've swore I heard someone praying lastnight.
    Then, I realised I was in england.
    The only praying you get in England, is more money for your cigerattes or beers.

  9. ThanksToPuberty ThanksToPuberty
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2013 4:51pm UTC
    Dear People,
    You say everyone
    is beautiful in their
    own way,
    but, robbers,murderers,
    are they beautiful?

  10. ThanksToPuberty ThanksToPuberty
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2013 4:47pm UTC
    Me: I HATE YOU.
    Person: ...
    Me: Gosh, that was my cat, pfft.
    Person: Oh..
    Me: Can I let you into a secret?
    Person: Sure!
    Me: I don't really have a cat..

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