Me: Mom, can I
ask you something?
Mom: What is it?
Me: Why do you love Nicholas Cage so much?
Mom: Oh, well he's
so cute and handsome-
Me: Woah, woah, woah! Handsome?!
Mom: Yes! I find him very attractive!
Me: Wha... What? How can you... He is not!
Mom: Well, he's way older than you! Of
course you think that!
Me: But he's not attractive!
Mom: Oh, come on, Lole! You don't see
me going around insulting that stupid Ashley guy you love so much
with all his dumb tattos!
Me: Oh, no you freakin' didn't!
Me and Mom: -start yelling at each other over
who's cuter-
