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  1. kowhyda* kowhyda*
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    May 2, 2013 1:44pm UTC
    Me: Mom, can I ask you something?
    Mom: What is it?
    Me: Why do you love Nicholas Cage so much?
    Mom: Oh, well he's so cute and handsome-
    Me: Woah, woah, woah! Handsome?!
    Mom: Yes! I find him very attractive!
    Me: Wha... What? How can you... He is not!
    Mom: Well, he's way older than you! Of course you think that!
    Me: But he's not attractive!
    Mom: Oh, come on, Lole! You don't see me going around insulting that stupid Ashley guy you love so much with all his dumb tattos!
    Me: Oh, no you freakin' didn't!
    Me and Mom: -start yelling at each other over who's cuter-

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