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Nicholascage Quotes

  1. *silvergirl* *silvergirl*
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2014 1:41pm UTC
    so I was playing minecraft and I forgot that I had a Nicholas Cage teXTURE PACK AND WHEN IT STARTED RAINING I SCREAMED.

  2. _geronimo_* _geronimo_*
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2013 7:30am UTC

    Everyone changes. You change. I change. Even Nicholas Cage changes. But it’s remembering from where you started, the person you were before you changed that you should always remember. Because you can look back and say ‘I was that person once, I was so happy. But look at me, I’m even happier now’.
    But if you were once happy, and is now sad, in the future, make sure to say ‘I was sad then, but look at me, I’m happy now’.
    It’s remembering who we were before that makes us who we are now. Forever changing, growing, thinking. Just make sure you are who you want to be when you look back.

    -not the sonic screw driver

  3. kowhyda* kowhyda*
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2013 1:44pm UTC
    Me: Mom, can I ask you something?
    Mom: What is it?
    Me: Why do you love Nicholas Cage so much?
    Mom: Oh, well he's so cute and handsome-
    Me: Woah, woah, woah! Handsome?!
    Mom: Yes! I find him very attractive!
    Me: Wha... What? How can you... He is not!
    Mom: Well, he's way older than you! Of course you think that!
    Me: But he's not attractive!
    Mom: Oh, come on, Lole! You don't see me going around insulting that stupid Ashley guy you love so much with all his dumb tattos!
    Me: Oh, no you freakin' didn't!
    Me and Mom: -start yelling at each other over who's cuter-

  4. Samwise Gamgee ♥* Samwise Gamgee ♥* happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2013 12:29am UTC
    "Normal people" on witty:*puts sate as location and nothing eles*
    Me: Location: somewhere...over the rainbow..idk, theres a tree... and... HEY A CAT! hmmmmm theres a rock.... and.... what the... is that?... it cant be.. Nicholas Cage??? IT IS! Nicholas cage: now rememb- HEY LOOK A ROCK. Me: I JUST SAW THAT ROCK. Him: NO. WAY. Cat:*eats his eyes then flys away*Me: heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy sexyyyyyyyyyyyyy treeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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