Me: how are you?
mom: I'm good.
me: I wasn't talking to you.
mom: then WHO could you POSSIBLY be talking to?
me: my twin sister.
mom: you don't have a twin sister.
me: BECAUSE I ATE HER WHILE WE WERE IN THE WOMB!
MWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!
mom: you're a dork. Finish your homework so we can go to the
mall already.
