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If I was a witch I would,

eliminate traffic,
do my math homework,
tie my shoes,
pick out cute oufits without trying,
think of what I want to text people and magic would type it,
confuse teachers by moving their chalk/markers,
make teachers forget tests,
have teacher give everyone an A on a test we never took,
have a good hair day everyday,
get rid of pimples,
give pimples to those people with annoyingly perfect skin,
create a remote that mutes people,
magically write all my papers,
transport myself places,
make myself invisible and mess with people,
clean my room without lifting a finger,
create a battery for my devices that never needs charged,
make my crush realize how much I like him,
learn how to fly a broom,
ride my broom to school,
have early dismissals every other day,
turn my car into a Mustang,
turn my car into a monster truck,
turn my car into a Ferrari,
turn my car back to normal because my dad said so,
have all my teachers take a vacation day,
magically make myself skinny,
make myself strong to win an arm wrestling national championship,
have a Jacuzzi in my backyard,
make myself rich,
hit the snooze button on my alarm,
wake up from my awesome dream and go to school.
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If I was a witch I would, eliminate traffic, do my math homework,

4 faves · Apr 17, 2013 1:34pm

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