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  One day, a hunter and a wealthy 70 year old merchant were walking past each other. The hunter heard the merchant boast about how great his life was and how rich he was. The merchant said, "I'm a billionare, I have multiple mansions all over the world, and I have an amazing 25 year old wife that is pregnant with a little baby boy with me!"
  The hunter could not stand his boasting any longer, so asked the merchant, "You say that you have a 25 year old pregnant wife?"
  The merchant replied, "Yes. We're so happy together."
  The hunter nodded wisely and said, "I see....Let me tell you a story....One time, a hunter went to the woods and found a deer that he wanted to have for dinner. He took out an arrow and shot the deer. Then, he slipped and the arrow shot to the ground. However, the deer lay there, bleeding and dead. Why do you think was that?"
  The merchant thought about this. "Well, I'd say someone else shot the arrow."
  The hunter nodded. "I'd say the same thing."
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One day, a hunter and a wealthy 70 year old merchant were walking

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