*Talking to my best friend about my old best friend who tweets
about me now and is really mean*
Me: She freaks out about her boyfriend in Connecticut. Like
really? They're 15 and she's always saying she's
going to marry him
Him: She watches too much Disney Channel
Me: What the what?
Him: She acts like she's living in a Disney Channel movie
Me: *dying of laughter at the accurateness*