Disneychannel Quotes

whereismymind
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June 24, 2014 5:36pm UTC

Does anyone else remember that episode of iCarly when the Dingo Channel kept stealing their iCarlys material and how Dingo Channel sounds like Disney Channel, and Spencer said that the the only thing on the Dingo Channel was bad jokes and acting and I'm just like, that totaly describes Disney Channel now

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*crybaby*
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February 28, 2014 12:28am UTC

if i could bring one dead person back to life i'd bring back Walt Disney
just to show him the shows on disney channel and see his reaction

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TouchMyCookiesAndYouDie
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August 8, 2013 3:08pm UTC

why is it all of disney channel's commercials are for disney channel?

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kristabff
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August 2, 2013 7:08pm UTC

Me: plays a role on disney channel
Fake audience: refuses to laugh

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yourhilariousgirl
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June 18, 2013 3:31pm UTC

are you disney channel because you're annoying as hell

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hey_its_mal
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June 6, 2013 2:21am UTC

Bailey: Pageants are about more than beauty. You can win scholarships. Plus, they judge you on talent, poise, personality--
Cody: Oh, I know. I've been in a beauty pageant before.
Bailey: You mean, like for men?
Cody: Ye-no.
(Bailey gets a weirded out look on her face)
Cody: Don't judge me. When I met you, you were a dude.

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aleexisbrookeexoxo
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May 27, 2013 8:29pm UTC

Disney Channel should have a Throwback Thursday Day every Thursday
where they play old tv shows & movies all day long

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helloimasmileface
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May 11, 2013 10:22pm UTC

Good Luck Ch arlie:
Ivy trying to sound smart:As Shakespeare once said... "Hello."

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Miss_Kind
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May 6, 2013 10:57pm UTC

I wish
Disney Channel had a throwback day.

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ladybu272
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May 5, 2013 4:27pm UTC

I am a princess.
Long may I reign.

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MariaOchoa2014
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May 5, 2013 2:57pm UTC

Victor Baxter: "Rae, do you even listen in class?"
Raven: "Of course I do,dad! How elso would I know that Tyrone was dating another girl."

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MariaOchoa2014
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May 5, 2013 2:53pm UTC

Raven: "Let's see what you got."
Cory: "My name is Cory, and this is my story."
Cory: "Two times two equal foury."
Cory: "And at night I snory."

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kaylaslife
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May 1, 2013 9:49pm UTC

I wish Disney channel had
a throwback week.

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itsemily
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April 28, 2013 11:19pm UTC

Here's to the kids who
Remember Jason Dolley from Cory in the House, not Good Luck Charlie
mq/nmf

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CharliesTheName
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April 13, 2013 5:34pm UTC

What I've always wanted to do:
Me: Hi, I'm Charlie from the Charlie is Awesome show. And you're watching Disney Channel!
Me: *draws disney logo in the corner of your tv*

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MrsPSanders
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April 3, 2013 8:57pm UTC

*Talking to my best friend about my old best friend who tweets about me now and is really mean*
Me: She freaks out about her boyfriend in Connecticut. Like really? They're 15 and she's always saying she's going to marry him
Him: She watches too much Disney Channel
Me: What the what?
Him: She acts like she's living in a Disney Channel movie
Me: *dying of laughter at the accurateness*

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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March 21, 2013 11:06pm UTC

Me: I'm Caitlin, and you're watching Disney channel!
Me: *attempts to draw Mickey Mouse Ear*
Me: *messes up*
Me: *breaks glowing stick in blind rage by slamming against knee*

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Veronica Smith*
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March 12, 2013 5:12pm UTC

I'm a little butterfly
spread my colorful wings.
Even though I'm small and frail,
I can do most, anything.
Caterpillar in my cocoon.
I'm gonna be, a butterfly soon.
So glad I ended up like this,
thanks to metamorphosis.
I'm a butterfly,
I'm a butterfly,
yeah,
I'm a butterfly.
-Ross Lynch as Austin Moon
from Austin & Ally

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DisneyChannel
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March 10, 2013 6:13pm UTC

Cody: Where have you been? I asked you to get me some more dust rags half an hour ago!
Zack: I couldn't find any.
Cody: Where did you look?
Zack: The refridgerator. All I found was two bagels, a soda and some cheese balls.
Cody: The guys will be here any minute. Get the game board.
Zack: Ok.
Cody [drops a coin on his perfectly done bed]: Perfect! [turs back to see Zack's bed covered with different objects] Wow! What the... How the... I was just...
Zack: Found it!
Cody: The game board?
Zack: And the other half of my sandwich!
Cody: If mum sees this, she'll be ticked. And I am not, repeat - NOT...
Zack: Not.
Cody: Cleaning this up again.
Zack: Fine.
Cody: I'm not.
Zack: Ok.
Cody: I mean it.
Zack: I know.
Cody: I've got to clean it up!!

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DisneyChannel
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March 10, 2013 6:08pm UTC

Raven: That's the beauty of make-up!
Eddie: So what do you really look like under there?
Raven: You'll never know.

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