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Funny things to do in Wal-Mart
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1.Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

2. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

3. When there are people behind you, walk really slow, especially thin narrow aisles.

4. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you’re taking it for a “test drive.

6. Move “Caution: Wet Floor” signs to carpeted areas.

7. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

8. Two words: “Marco Polo.”

9. Take boxes of condoms and put them in random people's carts.

10. Hide behind the close racks and scare people when there looking for clothes.

11. Play tag!!

12. Have four people. With 2 carts. 2 people pushing 2 people in the separate carts... Another way of tag has begun. 

                 *WARNING THIS MAY RESULT IN GETTING KICKED OUT OF WAL-MART* 


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