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me: *quietest kid in class*
teacher: you need to speak up and tell us stuff! you need to talk!
me: ...
teacher: ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME? *slams ruler on desk, hitting my finger*
me: MOTHER F̳̲̪̜̹͎̺͍̦̻U̲̥̟̭͉͉̲̘͜͜C̢̻͕͕̞̗̱͍͜ͅK̡̧͕̤̗͍͚͙̮̪Ị̢̢̥̼̭͉̤͜ͅN̺̥͉͔̭͔͔͎͖͍G͈͙̜̼̞͔̩͖̟ͅ WHALE P̨̥͕̜̱̜̺̼̯͎E͍̤̺͖̱͉͙͍͔̠N̖̙͕̙̖͍̜̗̗͜I̡̨̨̻͈̪̹͍̘͈S͇͈̲̻̼̬̹̮̲̘E̢̙̠͍̟̰͙̮̞̖S̮̹͔̼͉̝̳̳̲͍, FLAMING PILES OF DOG Ş͈̟̬̫͚̘͉̯̺Ḩ̻̪̳͍̱̣̦͜ͅI̡͎̦̻̪̯͎̗̩͜T̡̧̨̢̬͚͓̥̖̺!̦̝̖͇̻͉̮̝͎̠!̢̢̰̘̲̲͇͕̞̥!̢͚̬̭̞̻͇̹̫̻!̨̥̰̩̩̜̦̥̰̳
teacher: *faints*
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me: *quietest kid in class* teacher: you need to speak up and

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