me: *quietest kid in class*
teacher: you need to speak up and tell us stuff!
you need to talk!
me: ...
teacher: ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME? *slams ruler on
desk, hitting my finger*
me:
MOTHER F̳̲̪̜̹͎̺͍̦̻U̲̥̟̭͉͉̲̘͜͜C̢̻͕͕̞̗̱͍͜ͅK̡̧͕̤̗͍͚͙̮̪Ị̢̢̥̼̭͉̤͜ͅN̺̥͉͔̭͔͔͎͖͍G͈͙̜̼̞͔̩͖̟ͅ
WHALE P̨̥͕̜̱̜̺̼̯͎E͍̤̺͖̱͉͙͍͔̠N̖̙͕̙̖͍̜̗̗͜I̡̨̨̻͈̪̹͍̘͈S͇͈̲̻̼̬̹̮̲̘E̢̙̠͍̟̰͙̮̞̖S̮̹͔̼͉̝̳̳̲͍,
FLAMING PILES OF
DOG Ş͈̟̬̫͚̘͉̯̺Ḩ̻̪̳͍̱̣̦͜ͅI̡͎̦̻̪̯͎̗̩͜T̡̧̨̢̬͚͓̥̖̺!̦̝̖͇̻͉̮̝͎̠!̢̢̰̘̲̲͇͕̞̥!̢͚̬̭̞̻͇̹̫̻!̨̥̰̩̩̜̦̥̰̳
teacher: *faints*