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FUNNY STORY.

So last night, my school had a dance - Semi Formal [an excuse for girls to wear nice dresses and guys to wear ties] - and since I go to an all girls school, we could bring a guy from any school. So it was later that night, and me and my friend Marley saw this one couple just sitting there grinding. It was really awkward, considering they were just sitting there for like an hour... So. Marley wanted to stop them grinding. So she backs up a little, and BOOM... she runs as fast as she can through the couple, breaking them apart, screaming "LEAVE ROOM FOR JESUS!" It was the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life.

I should stop telling stories. It was funnier in person.

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