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Before: Mother Nature, why can't you just send us a text saying were not pregnant?''


Now: ''Okay. Let's dry on our own tampons full of v*gina blood with our mouths 


 
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Before: Mother Nature, why can't you just send us a text

3 faves · 4 comments · Feb 18, 2013 10:08pm

*Freedom*

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*Freedom*


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funny · inspirational · cool · whatever · tampons · swag · badword

gummybearzgorawr · 1 decade ago
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*Freedom* · 1 decade ago
Giovanna Plowman
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gummybearzgorawr · 1 decade ago
O_O?...
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*Freedom* · 1 decade ago
Giovanna Plowman
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