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Dear _______________,

I ______ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. If I saw you now I’d __________. I want to ________ you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could __________ under the stars.

Love,
_______________

(P.S. ______________.)
Everyone is doing this, so I'm jumping on the bandwagon. xD 
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lovecrazy · 1 decade ago
Dear, Bailey baby.
I love you. You have a nice body. You make me warm. You should quit being so perfect. Someday I will idfk. You + me = BEAUTIFUL BABIES. If I saw you now I'd rip my clothes off. I want to love you. I would build a blanket fort just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be My Humps (Our song<3) We could eat under the stars.
Love,
Meagan.

P.S. sorry, this is really sexual, you just bring out the freak in me.
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capsized* · 1 decade ago
it did say "so I could have a nice bum."
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capsized* · 1 decade ago
Dear Bailey,

I adore you. You have a nice everything. You make me feel pretty. You should be the president of the world. Someday I will meet you even though we've never discussed it, but I plan on making it happen cause i srsly love you. You + me = idek but I really like talking to you. If I saw you now I’d hug you. I want to get to know you more. I would build a swing set... just for you... idek I'm just winging it now cause idk what's going on with this letter. If I could sing you any song it would be I Would by One Direction, cause I'm listening to it right now and I want to be Louis Tomlinson so I can have a nice ! We could chase lightning bugs under the stars.

Love,
Kyra

(P.S. YOU'RE PERFECT!.)
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allison1225 · 1 decade ago
Dear Bailey,
I love you. You have a nice everything. You make me smile so dayum much. You should know Harry loves you. Someday I will meet you and give you the biggest hug. You+Me=Parents 5eva. If I saw you now I'd cry and scream BAILEY I LOVE YOU. I want to f/ck your butt ;). I would build a house for our children just for you <3. If I could sing you any song, it would be 'I Love You' from Barney because I love you and you love me and were one big happy family. We could make out under the stars ;)
Love,
Allison.
Ps: I LOVE YOU AND SHIP HAILEY. And I'm not lesbian. I swear.
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wasted_wishes · 1 decade ago
Dear Bailey,
I love you so much. Every time I talk to you it makes my day. You have a nice face, let's trade. You make me happy, and you always give great advice. You should be my sister. Someday I will find you. (Holy man that sounded creepy) You + me= BFF fo life yo. If I saw you now I'd hug you asdfghjkl. I want to actually know you, but that's almost impossible. I would build a book just for you about why everyone loved you. \('-')/ If I could sing you any song is would be tiptoe through the tulips. (Sorry I'm weird) We could talk under the stars because I really like talking to you ok

Love,
Bruh-Bruh-Bree

P.S. Did I type my gangsta name right?

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roseth0rn · 1 decade ago
Dear Bailey,
I envy you, You have nice quotes. You should comment me. Someday I will make quotes as great as yours, You + Me = idk, If I saw you know I would fan girl, I want to chat with you, I would build a quote (?) with you, If I could sing you a song it would be Umbrella, we could go on witty under the stars.
Love
Kierstin
(PS Sorry if this sounds a little awkward, I REALLY like your quotes.
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Alyssa Elton* · 1 decade ago
Dear BeautifullyImperfect,
I love you. You have a nice smell. You make be hungry. You should dip yourself in chocolate. Someday I will eat you. You + me = sweet cupcakes. If I saw you now I'd eat you. I want to eat you. I would build a gingerbread house just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be The Gummy Bear Song. We could eat food under the stars.

Love,
Allicat
(P.S. I am hungry xx .)
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chocomickey14 · 1 decade ago
Dear Bailey,
I love you. You have a nice dirty mind. You make me laugh until my stomach hurts. You should stay awesome. Someday i will learn to like Jenna Marbles and Kinsgley. If i saw you right now i'd go to the mall with you and we'd go to forever 21 hollister and everywhere else and talk about boys. We could witty under the stars

Love,Sara

P.S.Stay beautiful<3
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