In Nurse's office with friend and ex:
HIm: Hey Dana.
Me: Scott...
HIm: What? I'm trying to be nice!
Me: Uh huh. Sure.
Him: Ok! Don't believe me!
Me: Give me one reason why I should!
Him: ...
Me: Exactly


*Walks out with friend*
Me: Did you get a band aide?
Her: No.
Me: *Face palm* Go get a band aide.
Her: I don't want one.
Me: ...
Her: Who was that guy anyways?
Me: An ex.
Her: O.O Was he your first kiss?
Me: Yea.
Her: *Evil smile*
Me: Rach?
Her: *Walks back to nurses office*
Me: Rach! Don't say anything!
Her: *To him* Nice....
Her: *Runs away from my wrath*


True story! :D