Today in science my teacher was talking how his little 3 or 4 year old son was watching Super Why and how they had the super power to read and spell.

Then this guy behind me said...

Him: Why would you want the super power to read and spell?
Me: To have a super power means to have the ability to do something.
Him: But...
Me: It's like having the super power to fly; you have the ablitly to fly.
Him: Ok..
Me: So you are saying you wish you could read and spell? Shouldn't you already be able to do that?
Him: Well I can.
Me: Then you have the super power to read and spell.