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A man dials his home and a strange woman
answers. The man says, "Who is this? " "This is
the maid," answers the woman. "We don't have
a maid," says the man. The woman says, "I was
hired this morning by the lady of the house. "
The man says, "Well, this is her husband. Is
she there? " The woman replies, "She is
upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I
figured was her husband. " The man is fuming
and says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to
make $50,000? " The maid says, "What will I
have to do? " The man tells her, "I want you to
get my gun from the desk, and shoot the witch
and the jerk she's with. " The maid puts the
phone down; the man hears footsteps and then
two gun shots. The maid comes back to the
phone "What do I do with the bodies? " The
man says, "Throw them in the swimming pool. "
Puzzled, the maid answers, "But you don't have
a pool. " A long pause and the man says, "Is
this 567-5309?"

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46 faves · 6 comments · Jan 22, 2013 4:24pm

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Miss_Gemma · 1 decade ago
I don't get it? Could someone explain?
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*y i k e s* · 1 decade ago
He called the wrong number, and thought his wife hired a maid who told him the wife was cheating when it wasn't his wife and the woman wasn't cheating, the maid kills them both, the wife and her real husband
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TheHalfbacksGirl · 1 decade ago
omfg I don't know whether to laugh cry or just keep scrolling omg
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*y i k e s* · 1 decade ago
Ahahah. That'd be so horrible though
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TheHalfbacksGirl · 1 decade ago
omg I know! I guess I'd just hope the maid wouldn't be that desperate for money AHAAHAH this is amazing though :D
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*y i k e s* · 1 decade ago
Like, murder!? And aha, thanks!
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