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cutekarla

Status: feeling horribly depresed, as if my world is crumbling around me.

Member Since: 8 Nov 2012 02:45pm

Last Seen: 8 Jun 2013 09:34pm

Birthday: December 14

Location: tampa, florida

Gender: F

user id: 337881

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Hey, Im Karla, Im An Ordinary Girl From Florida(: Im friends with sarah (Sarahsworld8) she made me join this site and i dont regret it(: im my own person and proud


  1. cutekarla cutekarla
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2013 9:46pm EDT
    Being asleep is like being high with your eyes closed!
    (Dont ask me how I know what thats like)

  2. cutekarla cutekarla
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 10:51pm EST
    "What went wrong, i lost a friend, some where along in the bitterness and i would have stayed up with you all night, had i known how to save a life." - LYRICS BY: THE FRAY. My sister has been dead for a few weeks, hit by a drunk driver. She was my best friend, and ,the only reason i remain alive. I am dead inside, and want to die also. I dont know what to do. If you have any suggestions, please leave a comment, i really do begg of you. :(

  3. cutekarla cutekarla
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2013 10:24pm EST
    Someone, please help me, im in a well, drowning, and the water is rising, faster and faster. I dont know what to do with myself. Iv tried to hang myself, but i got caught. Iv had my heart ripped out of my chest, taped to a target, and shot with poison tipped bullets of broken love, more than once. I am that dead racoon lying in the road that everyone just ignores and keeps driving over, and i wait for someone to come and help, to pick up the pieces of what is left of me, and put them back together. Im a skinny little nobody, that no one cares about, that everyone hates, and everyone at school thinks is anerexic or belimic, and wants me dead. Someone, please help, im dying, faster than ever, still stuck in this well, still drowning, feeling the pain and the hatred, sinking down to hell, please help me.

  4. cutekarla cutekarla
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2013 10:05pm EST
    I lie in wait, in wait for someone to come be my rainbow after the storm. But I am just a dead racoon in the road, awaiting someone to come and save me from hell.

  5. cutekarla cutekarla
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2013 1:37am EST
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  6. cutekarla cutekarla
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2013 1:18am EST
    A drunk guy puts his phone on airplane mode. then he yells: TRANSFORM DANM IT !

  7. cutekarla cutekarla
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 12:47pm EST
    " I knew he was trouble when he walked in "
    If I knew he was trouble when he walked in, I would have said : Boy, you betta turn your a** around and walk right back out that door, im not Taylor Swift, I dont date boys who want me to date them, just so they can break up with me to get a song written about them. I mean, seriously, Taylor, get a life, and stop dating boys who are total retards and just want to be famous. Get a life, and a brain. All you girls out there, I love Taylor Swift's music, but shes an idiot, dont grow up and be like her.

  8. cutekarla cutekarla
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 12:31pm EST
    If you watch JEFF DUNHAM, leave a comment with details about your favorite episode, so i know which one your talking about.

  9. cutekarla cutekarla
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 12:26pm EST
    That akward moment when your eatimg lays potato chips on the bus home from school, everything gets silent, and for some reason, you decide to keep eating, but louder than before.

  10. cutekarla cutekarla
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 12:22pm EST
    At my school, there was a fight between two girls, and the next day at lunch, the principle lectured us the entire time. He line up noys for lunch first, then girls, so girls had like, 5-minutes to eat. He screamed at all of us, and made us all late for next period. And the entire time he lectured us, i sat there the entire time, saying to my friends and i: I DONT GIVE A FU CK!!!! :D

  11. cutekarla cutekarla
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2013 1:21am EST
    American Girl dolls today: Cute,innocent little girls.
    American Girl dolls tommorrow: strippers, pole dancers, and prostitutes, but smaller and have had more plastic surgery than the first three things in this sentance ever will.

  12. cutekarla cutekarla
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2013 12:20am EST
    That akward moment when your talking to your friends on the bus about somthing hilariously perish, and the bus suddenly goes silent. :D

  13. cutekarla cutekarla
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2013 12:17am EST
    The best time of your life might be your first kiss, or your first car, or your prom; but the most important was when you were born.

  14. cutekarla cutekarla
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2013 9:48pm EST
    When your insurance puts you on hold, you go blow off steam.
    when you go blow off steam, accidents happen.
    When accidents happen, you get an eye patch.
    When you get an eye patch, people think your tuff.
    When people think your tuff, they want to see how tuff.
    When they want to see how tuff, you wake up in a roadside ditch.
    Dont wake up in a roadside ditch.
    ( I love this commercial, lol. )

  15. cutekarla cutekarla
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2013 9:40pm EST
    Never drink a beer after a red bull, cause you'll get wings, but you'll have no idea how to use them.

  16. cutekarla cutekarla
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2013 7:54pm EST
    When the birds fly by, follow them.

  17. cutekarla cutekarla
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2013 10:44am EST
    A smart blonde, someone fatter than your mom, and a drug free mexican all jump out of a plane. Who lives.
    A. No one, because they dont exsist.
    *no offense to anyone + im blonde too, so, ya,lol.*

  18. cutekarla cutekarla
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2013 10:41am EST
    A smart blonde, someone fatter than your mom, and a drug free mexican all jump out of a plane. Who lives.
    A. No one, because they dont exsist.
    *no offense to anyone + im blonde too, so, ya,lol.*

  19. cutekarla cutekarla
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2013 10:38am EST
    School always says its a good idea to have dinner with your parents every night. This is what happens when people actually do that.
    1. Your parents find out your friends had to bail you outof mall jail.
    2. They find out you have a boyfriend.
    3. They find out your boyfriend is a punk rocker kind of guy with a "D" average in school.
    4. They find out you have atleast one "B" on your report card.
    Things you find out.
    1. Your siblings are loudmoutjs and cant keep a secret.
    2. Nothing is sacred in your family.

  20. cutekarla cutekarla
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2013 9:58am EST
    You may think school is hell, but just to let you know... Hell is a whole lot better.

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