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Mom: Did you have a safe walk home honey?
Daughter: No. I got hit by a car Mom.
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Mom: Did you have a safe walk home honey? Daughter: No. I got

66 faves · 1 comments · Jan 11, 2013 5:07pm

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Aneesa · 1 decade ago
Ahah !! :3
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