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kooibear

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Member Since: 23 May 2011 06:03pm

Last Seen: 1 Mar 2013 11:53pm

user id: 176776

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  1. kooibear kooibear
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 5:56pm UTC
    I'll love you until the day;
    a mute women tells a deaf boy
    that a blind girl saw a paralyzed boy
    walking on water

  2. kooibear kooibear
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2013 5:12pm UTC
    I sleep too much. Parent's complain.
    Don't sleep enough. Parent's complain.
    I eat too much. Parent's complain.
    I don't eat enough. Parent's complain.
    I'm always in my room. Parent's complain.
    I go out too much. Parent's complain.
    I just can't win.

  3. kooibear kooibear
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2013 5:07pm UTC
    Mom: Did you have a safe walk home honey?
    Daughter: No. I got hit by a car Mom.

  4. kooibear kooibear
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2011 10:03pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  5. kooibear kooibear
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 8:28pm UTC
    Web Images Video Maps News Shopping Mail More
    Google
    [ Beautiful ]
    [Google search] [I'm Feeling Lucky]
    Advertising Programs - Buisness Soluations - About Google
    2011 -Privacy
    Did you mean - You?

  6. kooibear kooibear
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2011 5:24pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment
    When you mix up Witty with highschool.
    Witty should be a drama-free environment.

  7. kooibear kooibear
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2011 4:19pm UTC
    br />
    Dear Bored of education,
    so are we.
    sincerely students.
    {Favee if you get it}

  8. kooibear kooibear
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 5:09pm UTC
    ………………¸·*¨¯¨*·.
    ………………`·-·*…..).·*¨¯¨*·¸
    …………………..¸,.·´……*·-·´
    ..·*¨¯¯¨*·¸…….*´¯) My boyfriend broke up with me.
    (………..`·.,¸_¸,.·´ ..`·-·*
    And Worst part, It was over an inbox, while i was on vacation.
    thought that was bad, its our 10 month anniversary today.
    08/23/11

  9. kooibear kooibear
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2011 4:44pm UTC
    I still wear the ring that he gave me;
    not to remind me of him
    But to remind me young love is always a possibility ♥

  10. kooibear kooibear
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2011 11:23am UTC
    you know your a 90's kid when
    when you remember ;
    -Thats so Raven
    - Arthur
    - Rugrats
    - Beyblades
    - Light up sneackers
    - Lizzie McGuire
    - Rescue Rangers
    - Flinstones
    That was the life

  11. kooibear kooibear
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2011 11:31pm UTC
    i
    If i had a choice between
    breathing and loving you;
    I would use my last breath to
    tell you i love you

  12. kooibear kooibear
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2011 7:04pm UTC
    & Who else is pretty damn excited for
    Jersey Shore
    to come back ?
    only me ?

  13. kooibear kooibear
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 8:27pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  14. kooibear kooibear
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2011 4:53pm UTC
    Smoking pot maybe be illegal ,
    but then again so is the music on your ipod.

  15. kooibear kooibear
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2011 4:19pm UTC
    Screw PCA,
    I want to go to Hogwarts.

  16. kooibear kooibear
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2011 3:55pm UTC
    Web Images Videos Maps Shopping Gmail More
    Google
    ___________________________________
    | Beautiful |
    Google Search I’m Feeling Lucky
    Did you mean - Each & Every girl on witty ?
    Credit To ZebraDots

  17. kooibear kooibear
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2011 3:48pm UTC
    Every girl wants to hear her guy say, ''The next girl I'll ever love will be our daughter" ♥

  18. kooibear kooibear
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 12:23pm UTC
    i wasn't
    insulting you, i was describing you.

  19. kooibear kooibear
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2011 11:02pm UTC
    Girl: I'm Ugly.
    Boy: You spelt beautiful wrong.
    nmf. nmq.

  20. kooibear kooibear
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2011 10:58pm UTC
    Imagine if Karen from Mean Girls met Voldemort."So... if you're the Dark Lord, why are you white?"nmf. nmq

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