I know today is Monday and
you assume it's going to suck,
but according to statistics, there
will be over 5,000 weddings, 10,000
childbirths, and 42 million hugs
occuring today throughout the
United States. Also today, there
will be at least 4 people that
will will the multimillion dollar
lotteries, 600 people will get promotions
at work, and 3,000 people will lose
their virginity. There will also be
600 dogs adopted, 35,000 balloons
sold and 800,000 Skittles sold.
Plus, the words "I love you"
will be said over 9 million times. So
again, I know today is Monday
and you assume it's going to suck
but just smile, because according
to statistics, it should actually
be a really nice day.
brigid* · 1 decade ago
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i love this so much.