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when I was younger 

  I'd put my arms in my shirt and told people I lost my arms.
I would restart the video game everytime I knew I was going to lose. 
I always slept wall all of my stuffed animals so none of them got offended.
I had that pen with 4 different colors and I always tried to push them down at the same time.
I used to pour soda into the cap and acted like I was taking shots.
My hardest decision used to be deciding which Nitendo game to play. 
I would wait behind a door to scare someone, but I'd always end up leaving because they were taking too long or I had to pee.
I always pretended i was sleeping so I could get carried to my bed.
The only reason I ever went on the computer was to go on paint.
My only "fake" friends were invisible. 
I got so scared when I swallowed a fruit seed because I thought a tree was going to grow in my tummy.
Getting bruised knees was so much better than a broken heart.

we all wanted to grow up so quickly
.... why?

 

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