I know this is kinda long but its worth reading
So a blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight
from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun
game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely
declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of
fun. He explains, " I ask a question, and if you dont know the
answer, you pay me $5, and vice versa." Again, she declines
and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says,
"Okay, if you dont know the answer, you pay me $5, but if I
don't know the answer, I will pay you $500." This catches
the blondes attention and, figuring there will be no end to this
torment unless she plays, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the
first question. " What's the distance from the earth to
the moon?" the blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her
purse, pulls out a 5 dollar bill and hands it to the lawyer.
"okay" says the lawyer, "Your turn" she asks
the lawyer, "what goes up a hill with three legs and comes
down with four legs?" The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his
laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps
into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the
library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends an e-mail to
all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes
the blonde, and hands her $500. The blonde says, "Thank
you" and turns back to get some more sleep. The Lawyer who is
more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, " well,
whats the answer?" Without a work, the blonde reaches into her
purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep. And you thought
blondes were dumb.
Not mine, just thought it was funny
I know this is kinda long but its worth reading So a blonde and
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Dec 16, 2012 10:23am
