*Me watching Scary Movie*
Girl: *Trips running up stairs*
Me: Well maybe if you didnt wear 12 inch heels around the house...
Girl: *Runs upstairs*
Me: What a good idea, run to the second floor, where theres no way of escaping -__-.
Girl: *Hides in closet*
Me: Maybe you can find some better shoes in there?
Girl: *Cries loudly in closet*
Killer: *Approaches closet*
Me: Do us all the favour.
Girl: *Whimpers*
Killer: *Walks away from door*
Me: *Facepalm* -__-
Killer: *Looks under Bed*
Me: Dont worry, the dying whale noises in the closet is only her dog, crying over how dumb you are.