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FramingMarina

1. FramingMarina
   posted a quote
   January 1, 2013 2:44am UTC
   Save me.
   Im beginning to fade away..
   
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2. FramingMarina
   posted a quote
   December 3, 2012 3:42am UTC
   *Me watching Scary Movie*
   Girl: *Trips running up stairs*
   Me: Well maybe if you didnt wear 12 inch heels around the house...
   Girl: *Runs upstairs*
   Me: What a good idea, run to the second floor, where theres no way of escaping -__-.
   Girl: *Hides in closet*
   Me: Maybe you can find some better shoes in there?
   Girl: *Cries loudly in closet*
   Killer: *Approaches closet*
   Me: Do us all the favour.
   Girl: *Whimpers*
   Killer: *Walks away from door*
   Me: *Facepalm* -__-
   Killer: *Looks under Bed*
   Me: Dont worry, the dying whale noises in the closet is only her dog, crying over how dumb you are.
   
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3. FramingMarina
   posted a quote
   November 20, 2012 4:38am UTC
   Hello, my name is
   John
   Jacob
   Jinglehiemer
   Schmidt
   nmf
   
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4. FramingMarina
   posted a quote
   November 12, 2012 2:02am UTC
   ♥
   *Me singing Lion King Song*
   Me: "Laaaa Svenya!"
   "LAAAAAAA SVENTYA! ASDFGHJKLKJHGFDSDFGHJK!"
   "Its the circle of liiiiifeee!"
   "Sasdfg"
   "Its the CEEEEEEERRRRRKKEEEELLLLL OF LIIIHHFFEE!!!"
   "asdfghj"
   
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5. FramingMarina
   posted a quote
   October 21, 2012 6:24pm UTC
   http://www.tomsdog.com/
   Story of my life.
   
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6. FramingMarina
   posted a quote
   October 14, 2012 6:34am UTC
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7. FramingMarina
   posted a quote
   October 1, 2012 11:49pm UTC
   *Me When with new boyfriend*
   Him: *Comes in for a hug*
   Me: *Mental checklist in 3 seconds:
   -Okay, just lift both arms up and wrap them around him
   -Oh CRAP! Did i put perfume on? I hope i smell okay!
   -Ah man, im really nervous, and probably all sweaty now!
   -What if he smells me? My Life is over!!!
   -I Probably dont smell that bad..
   -OH THAT GIRL JUST MADE A FACE AT ME! I SMELL BAD DONT I?
   -No, No, i smell fine!
   Him: *Halfway into the hug*
   Me:
   -What if i hug weird?
   -What if i hug to tight?
   Him: *Hugs me*
   Me:
   Him: *Huggging*
   Me:
   Him:
   Me: *Akwardly Stands there with hands by side, frozen*
   "Im an akward penguin."
   AND THIS IS WHY I DONT DATE.
   
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8. FramingMarina
   posted a quote
   October 1, 2012 12:09am UTC
   ♥ If you remember this;
   Shorts up your Butt
   Shorts up your but
   Looking like Sl/t
   With your shorts up your BUT
   <3
   FramingMarina Credit to the girl who made this song(:YourBrilliant
   
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9. FramingMarina
   posted a quote
   September 30, 2012 5:13am UTC
   Did you know
   If you try to say the alphabet without moving your lips or tongue every letter will sound the same.
   I bet you just tried it.
   ♥
   
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10. FramingMarina
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 5:10am UTC
    Did you know
    The average person falls asleep in 7 minutes?
    ♥
    
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11. FramingMarina
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 4:57am UTC
    y XxprettxX
    Your being
    followed
    by
    "A witty Person".
    Well Played Witty.
    Well Played.
    
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12. FramingMarina
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 4:29am UTC
    *New Girl In School*
    *Walks in Bus, full of kids*
    Me:
    Bus Driver:
    Me:
    Bus Driver:
    *Walks to far away seat*
    Kid: *Looks at me*
    Me:
    Kid:
    Me:
    Kid: "Your really Pretty"
    Me:
    Kid:
    Bus Driver:
    Oprah Winfrey:
    Josh Hutcherson:
    Snape:
    Barack Obama:
    Me: *Dies*
    
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13. FramingMarina
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2012 1:53pm UTC
    ♥ If I Move..
    Monique will be Abandoned.
    So will I.
    No More. Tyler might Give Up.
    So will I.
    Michael Will quit Trying.
    So Will I.
    They wont be so Brave anymore.
    Neither will I.
    They wont be there to Help me.
    I wont be there to S A V E them.
    I Wont Be there.
    I Will Be abandoned.
    I Will Give up.
    I will Quit Trying.
    I Wont be Brave.
    I wont be ME.
    So.
    Keep Holding on, monique.
    Never Give Up, Tyler.
    Always Keep Trying, Michael.
    Dare to be Brave.
    And I Will Too.
    FramingMarina
    
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14. FramingMarina
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2012 7:23pm UTC
    You know your a wittian»
    When you yell "FOR THE LOVE OF CATS" When something Outrageous is going on.
    
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15. FramingMarina
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2012 7:11pm UTC
    You Know Your A Teen When #1♥
    You Pretend to be texting, when there's no one you know in a room ♥
    Format FramingMarina
    
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