me: why don't i have a
boyfriend
me: i mean i'm so chill
me: i wouldn't get jealous or whiny or
annoying like most girls
me: *wearing no pants*
me: * hasn't shaved legs in two weeks*
me: *is eating nutella with bare hands*
coin:
ancient temple:
Vladimir Putin:
me:
me:
me: maybe i'm so attractive guys are
intimidated by my aphrodite-like beauty
me: yes that explains it
me: ...
me: yes
me: why don't i have a boyfriend me: i mean i'm so chill
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Nov 26, 2012 5:26pm
