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*Dad & I walking in the cold*
Dad: Mam, I could really use some....
Me: .
Dad: Vodka!
Me:  o_0
Dad: You thought I was going to say hot chocolate.
Dad: But no, Vodka warms you up a hell of a lot faster!
Me: omg Dad, I'm making this a quote on witty.
Dad: What?
Me: What?
Dad: Vodka.


true story. 
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*Dad & I walking in the cold* Dad: Mam, I could really use

48 faves · 3 comments · Nov 23, 2012 10:53pm

Princess B-tch*

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☾ * · 1 decade ago
mhmm c;
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☾ * · 1 decade ago
sounds like a conversation me and my mom would have... ._.
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Princess B-tch* · 1 decade ago
i guess our parents are just cooler than other peoples parents. ;D
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